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SUMMER CREATIVE WRITING CONTEST
2008 WINNER
Cinderella
by Mitch Burdorf
Rated R
(Inappropriate to any child or teenager because of extreme violence
and a bit too much comedy.)
Once upon a time there was a prince who
was really good-looking, nice, and an all-star soccer player. He didn’t
want to become famous because he couldn’t stand people taking pictures
of him, people crowding him, or having to answer reporters’ questions.
His four jealous older brothers made him do all the bad and nasty chores
and all the good chores too, while they lived their life in luxury with
their princess girlfriends riding in the passenger seats of their SUV’s.
The prince turned the right age to have
a girlfriend so he looked on-line at princess_girlfriends.com. He didn’t
notice the mafia/hit-woman part of Cinderella’s career because he
was too interested in how rich she was. He went to the castle to ask if
he could have her hand in marriage. She said she would think about it.
The brothers found out and looked on-line
at Cinderellanames.org. They found out that she was an expert hit-woman
for the mafia and they paid the mafia a million dollars to tell Cinderella
to kill their brother because they were jealous and didn’t like him
(scary music). Cinderella asked him over to a dinner at the castle.
Her mother, the Queen, was also an expert hit-woman, but lets not get
into that. And Cinderella was training her younger sister to be an expert
hit-woman too. The younger sister, practicing to be a hit-woman, took
out a gun and killed the prince. Cinderella said, “Not fair! The
mafia hired me to do it!” and smacked her little sister. The Queen
scolded Cinderella and sent her to bed _ an hour early.
The Queen made all the servants swear not to tell the King. The King was
drunk and easily fooled. The King was also afraid of the dark.
The police found out that Cinderella was
working for the mafia (scary music) and she was sent to jail. At court
Cinderella was about to be proved guilty of murdering the prince and sentenced
to a life in jail. So she killed the judge with a gun from a secret compartment
in her glass slipper. Since the judge was dead, and there wouldn’t
be another judge for at least 10 days, they decided to rest her case until
later and released her on bail.
Later that night a policeman spotted her
breaking into the bank. She was captured, arrested, and returned to jail.
Two hours later, she broke out because she had a blow torch in the secret
compartment of her other glass slipper. She ran to the airport and held
up a plane that was about to take off. She made all the passengers get
out and flew all the way to Alaska and became an undercover Eskimo-in-hiding.
Her glass slippers were hard to use in the snow, so she switched to heated
galoshes.
A year later she started her long journey
back to the mafia. (She had already changed back into glass slippers.)
A police officer saw her half-way there and Cinderella ran away, but lost
a glass slipper on purpose containing a time bomb. The only thing left
that police officers found was a note that said: “We shall meet again…but
this time I’ll have back-up.” (Scary music.)
The End
(Until Cinderella II)
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